The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, July 7, 2023 Early experiments in human-Ruby hybrids are proving more complicated than we had anticipated. The “Elon” model initially performed well, catalyzing strides forward for the Apes in clean energy generation, space exploration, and the adoption of decentralized technologies. Unfortunately, it has now become obsessed with social media (a hazard of its…

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, June 30, 2023 The Earth has traveled precisely half of the way around its orbit, measured from an arbitrary point half an orbit behind where it is now. This is consequently a significant date in the Apes’ calendar, and the traditional time for them to assess the performance of their financial assets. We…

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, June 23, 2023 Shenanigans abound on Earth, where the ape factions are engaged in a long-running battle for the soul of money. The 1993 Earth documentary Jurassic Park shows how a species of ancient lizard known as velociraptors would hunt in packs. One would present an obvious threat, drawing its prey’s attention. …

Ruby.Exchange is now live on DappRadar, the industry-leading analytics platform for dApps of all kinds! To mark this development, which provides greater visibility, transparency, and community confidence for Ruby, we’re offering dual rewards on key liquidity pools. …

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, June 16, 2023 We continue to watch the Earth apes from our vantage point on Planet Ruby. Having appeased their enemy, a monstrous and voracious entity known as the “debt ceiling”, the apes are casting round for another villain on whom to project their anger and existential angst. …

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, June 9, 2023 The cat may be out of the bag. For decades we have been scouting Planet Earth, judiciously sowing technology to enable the apes to achieve self-enlightenment. …

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, June 2, 2023 The apes have completed another of their regular episodes of battle theater, a set piece involving two factions going to war over an enemy known as the “debt ceiling”. The debt ceiling has once more outwitted them both and won, succeeding in its goal of expanding and consuming an ever-increasing…

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, May 26, 2023 We’re on the edge of our seats on Planet Ruby, as the biggest sporting event on Earth moves into its final stages. Even two weeks ago we believed that the outcome was a foregone conclusion. …

The News From Planet Ruby — Friday, May 19, 2023 The Apes are engaging in their regular activity of squaring off and posturing with an elaborate, choreographed dance designed both to display aggression but simultaneously establish consensus. …